family show my ass
no but seriously
there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back
oh my god oh my god oh my god
please let this be transparant!
homer would hide under my blog! pleeease! :O
OMFG YES! HOMER TRANSPARENT ON MY BLOG!
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