July 30, 2014

ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

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July 30, 2014

commiekinkshamer:

Reblog if tumblr turned you into a communist homosexual

July 30, 2014

zoranealethirston:

myulteriormotive:

How Frank Ocean came out.

I think about this a lot

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July 28, 2014
People talking in swedish: Hey I know what they say
Me reading swedish comics: I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING WOW
Me writing swedish: ....um, I'll just put -ar at the end of this english word it might be right and then here comes um, here's på
Me speaking swedish: Uh skikkare jag har soppan moppan blub blab bleh? INTE INTE INTE
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July 28, 2014

jaclcfrost:

[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]

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July 28, 2014

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

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July 25, 2014

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via leonaryquinoy)

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July 24, 2014

slurhater:

seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so absurdly biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

(Source: betweenbodies, via myladymother)

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July 23, 2014
i cant believe i jacked it to hentai just now, wow

vapor-man:

now that i have your attention, remember that capitalism is killing our nation

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July 22, 2014

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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