April 18, 2014

traestogem:

Me? a Heterosexual? What kind of ridiculous accusation is this? What is this? What is

(via cerseiwonderland)

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April 17, 2014

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

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April 14, 2014

cultofthepigeon:

i still don’t understand the whole “fake geek girl” thing like????

oh, you caught me dude, I stayed up till 6am reading a 50,000 word fic about tony stark and steve rogers having butt sex just to impress you

(via stardust-rain)

April 10, 2014

giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

(via stardust-rain)

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March 29, 2014

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

(Source: rightshere, via poursomesugarondean)

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March 29, 2014
"too many dudes. i’m so sick of dudes. every time i see something with a dude in it i’m like ‘fuck you, i don’t want to watch this.’"

— my glorious roommate, as she spreads peanut butter on a saltine  (via svetamilkovich)

(Source: baby-fish-mouth, via sansasnark)

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March 27, 2014
everyone: you're just a man hating dyke
me: flattery won't win you this argument
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March 23, 2014

tablespoons:

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

(Source: jesuschristvevo, via meggannn)

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March 19, 2014

obstinategenesis:

sexual orientation: jack sparrow’s broken compass

image

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March 19, 2014

fauxcyborg:

my type of girl is “girl” and my type of boy is “stand 20 feet away and fill out a form about your political views, give me references, tell me where you want to be in five years, please buy moisturizer and do something different with your hair and we’ll consider your application and get back to you in 20 business days”

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