“So you turn into a bloody mermaid every full moon.”
Zayn nods, and he doesn’t know how else to explain it. There he is, tail and all, he had to go swoop in and save Louis’ clumsy ass.
“Yes,” Zayn sighs, “Don’t tell anyone.”
“Not even Niall? not even - “
“No, nobody Tomlinson, I mean it.”
Louis sighs. “It all makes sense now, this is why we can never reach ya! You’re out doing mermaid business! Mermaid’s a good look on you.”
Zayn rolls his eyes. “Shut it or I’ll drown you.”
“It was a compliment!” Louis says.
Zayn rolls his eyes again; of all people, Louis Tomlinson had to be the one to find out he was a mermaid.
(Source: zaynsallthat, via dondaario)
ngl the fact that dan ended up being gossip girl probably made him one of my favorite characters ever
how could you possibly root against a deranged master manipulator who vowed for confusing and unknown reasons to destroy the lives of like 5-10 of the most infuriating dickheads in all of TV history and doing all of this while being constantly shocked by his own means of destruction?
how could you disagree with those life choices?
dan humphery is a beautiful soul